The family truckster

wow what a hiatus

Thu, 13 May 2004 19:51:11 GMT

yea i guess im back.. brittanys no where to be found though.
dont worry ill catch her.
so i had a pissed off year at school with so much to do, so i kinda just stopped with this. but now everythings awesome and over so Thank god its summer.
But heres what we will do.
(which well have to be all at once because brittany goes away to college in the middle of july. Complete crap.)
1. hillary clinton book signings
2. sneak into the movies
3. go to china town and watch fake prada fly everywhere
4. find Tera Lawners car.. and destroy it.
its a short list.. but the time brittany and i have is scarce. But her college is 45 minutes away so i could just be over reacting.

well its time to go to work and make coffee for people who think there trendy bitchs.
holla back whoadie

Adam (:

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 02:56:55 GMT

I'm applying to maryland college of art and design soon and I'm trying to get a portfolio together. I dont know what to use and what not to use. here are some photos that I'm considering to use. tell me what you think. they were all enhanced on photoshop and the last one is the front and back of a cd cover I also made on photoshop using 2 of the photos. goodnight

-brit

new years

Wed, 31 Dec 2003 20:22:36 GMT

I will be eating coco puffs and watching croc hunter marathons. WHO WANTS IN?!?!?

b

Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:01:05 GMT

hi. I got an iPod for christmas. its a fucking monster.

2,500 songs where ever I go at all times. it has games on it and a bunch other stuff. other presents I received included money, gift certificates....oh and computer paper with mangled zebras on them from my grandma. thanks gram's. ok I'm done.

brittany

Sat, 20 Dec 2003 21:42:37 GMT

Sat, 20 Dec 2003 21:21:53 GMT

www.whiteninjacomics.com

b

people are dumb..

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 05:47:43 GMT

My happiness was already ruined..wtf.

SIKE NO im still happy :D:D:D

k since i have to get up and go to work in like.. six minutes.
im going to bed.

Night sweety deedles<3

ADAM@#$%

im so happy right now and i dont know why.. just dont ruin it.

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 05:22:45 GMT

who knows

Adam :D

oh god i love snow.

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 20:24:39 GMT

My cars SO god damn fun in the snow. Because i like purposely slam on the breaks and slide into telephone poles and my face is like :D . and then the whole time i have my hands in the air like im riding a roller coaster.
Omg and just recently i got 300$ in stuff for only 112$ at Hot topic because i work there and the black friday sale. I got every single nintendo item sold there, and even though its kind of an overkill every time i get dressed.. i still look fucking hot.
K i have to go to work at starbucks. Hopefully ill only get burned seven times today instead of six.

:D

bye i love you all.

Adam::

holy shit.

Fri, 21 Nov 2003 17:30:45 GMT

ok, time for my once a month entry. Lastnight was the thrice/thursday/coheed show. we left really early and got there at like 4:30, there wasnt a line at all, and dustin and ed were standing outside talking, me and mike talked to them for a bit and got a picture with them. we waited a million hours, and I had to go pee in a chinese mafia restuaraunt. waited another million hours, and then Will came. we got our backstage meet and greet wristbands. doors finally opened at 7:30. we were the first ones there, went straight to the guardrail. little did I know my intestines would never be the same. coheed started and I felt someones knuckles in my spine. people were pushing so hard that the barrier slid like 3 feet forward, and the bouncers almost got crushed. claudio was going nuts and was playing guitar with his teeth and screaming into the pickups. coheed ended. after waiting 15 minutes, thrice came on. holy shit. opened with UAKM and ended with TAAATD. so good. my intestines were so close to exploding and I thought my ribs were going to shatter. but it was worth it. I was right in front of dustin, like a foot from him. teppei was shredding faces off on guitar. Will and I ate faces. right after TAAATD, dustin leaned out and handed me the setlist. it was halfway ripped, but it was the best thing ever. crippled and dehydrated, me and Will went and bought some merch then went upstairs to watch thursday. there was a Vin Desel look alike that was going nuts. it was funny. thursday was really good. they played the longest setlist ever. 2 encores. afterwards we went backstage to the meet and greet and talked to ed dustin riley and teppei for like 45 minutes. they signed my setlist. best day of my life. puked on the car ride home in a taco bell cup. didnt go to school today because I feel like an old man with gimp legs. the end. heres the setlist(didnt play in years to come)

-brittany

WHYYY

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 03:41:13 GMT

brittanys being a shit and shes saying shes done with Live journal. So all you fans out there.. IM im her on tojustifytheends and tell her how much you guys are gonna miss her.

well on a brighter note.. i was four and half hours late to work today. Then i saw ELF and it fucking sucked.

THE END

ADAM,,<3

annnnnnd BACK..

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 22:22:42 GMT

sorry i was gone for three months i was uh.. golfing?

and im currently making my christmas list. i pretty much want video games, movies and snowboarding stuff :/
for some reason christmas is so hard this year. I cant think of anything i want.

But get back to me with what you want for christmas :D

ADAM*@#$

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 14:46:37 GMT

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/smokin.wmv

Sat, 11 Oct 2003 02:01:12 GMT

hi. I have purchased my tickets for thrice, thursday and coheed. good. the past 4 nights I have been watching them film that movie on northern parkway starring johnny knoxville, selma blair, tracy ulman, and chris issak. interesting. lots of bushes in the shape of peenies. john waters is a strange man. but I have his autograph and I'm about to put it on ebay starting bid at $29927523.00 because I hear it sells for a lot. tomorrow morning I take my SAT's and I'm going to do extremely horrible because I'm bad at tests. People are telling me to drink 8 gallons of orange juice so I can be smart. oh well. tomorrow evening I'm going with cam to virginia to go to japanese steakhouses. well if you'll excuse me I'm going to try to sleep because I have to get up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow.

+b+

johnny knoxville and 87 hookers.

Thu, 09 Oct 2003 02:59:10 GMT

tonight adam, amanda, andrew, steve, and I went to watch them film that movie on northern parkway. And I pulled a mcgiver and repelled down on a string from a tree and got johnny knoxville to get out of his directors chair and sign an autograph for me. HOTTTTT. little did I know when he came over, 8247254 low income families/hookers came swarming around him. one of the hookers decided to be hookerish and started yelling at me and adam because she was "in line in front of us" so we turned around and threw a pen at her face and it poked her eye out. she didnt say anything after that. anyway, I have pictures from the whole extravaganza.

[Note: bushes in the shape of genetalia were props for the movie.]

[b]

ohhh shit...

Fri, 03 Oct 2003 19:04:10 GMT

October 4th, 7 PM
St. Lukes catholic church in Edgemere
THIN DARK LINE
THREE STEPS FROM VEGAS

go. thanks.

[b]

funniest thing ever.

Wed, 01 Oct 2003 03:08:29 GMT

ok. I found the funniest thing ever. If you dont think its funny, die.

http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=694&id694

go now.

fat kids freestyling are the best ever.

[b]

Thu, 25 Sep 2003 03:16:28 GMT

oh my god. that reno episode was literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. trudy owns mo collins any day. ok well I'm going to go pick up the remains of my spleen off the ground due to laughing so hard.

b

"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!"

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 03:30:43 GMT

hi. I havent updated in a while, not because of my power being out, but because I've been devoting the majority of my time to bob the builder fruit snacks, and DVD's. the hurricane was weaker than an old womans bowel movements. It rained for 20 minutes then stopped and there was like .000073mph winds. and the power didnt go out at all. but nonetheless I watched 27 movies and ate 87 things of fruit snacks, and it was fun. I hung out with cam and jared a lot since I was home for 3 days. school is canceled tomorrow again due to dead hookers and heroine needles floating around in dundalk. Beth and I went to the inner harbor yesterday because I thought we would go kiacking(sp) in the supposed 5 feet of water, but nothing was flooded outside, except a bunch of resturaunts were closed because it was flooded inside, that didnt make sense...but uhh,today jamie, amanda, adam and I did the weekly starbucks and had coffee together. ok I'm finished.

b

x-men eeeee

Sat, 13 Sep 2003 16:57:42 GMT

You are Gambit!

You are a fierce fighter and a good friend to have.
Your preference for solitude and your
attractiveness make you very intriguing to
those you meet. Unfortunately, close
relationships are few and far between for you
because you often have trouble opening up to
others.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
brought to you by Quizilla

going to see once upon a time in mexico

byeee

Adamm:

own3d.

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 02:00:32 GMT

If I could ever fight any celebrity, I'd fight anna nicole smith and oprah, and my tagteam partner would be nancy grace from court tv. she literally would beat the shit out of anyone. shes about to drop bows on that lawyers face on larry king live. but, in other wordly news...lastnight me adam and steve went around filming stuff and we ended up in gardens of faith cemetary in the pitch dark, cant say thats the first time, but they have these huge cement tombs where they put dead people in their caskets. so theyre burried above gound. and they were constructing new ones, so theyre were a bunch of them that were open, so I decided to climb in one and steve filmed it so we have like an MTV CRIBS episode of me in a dead persons tomb getting my cookies out of the oven. if we ever upload the videos online i'll post them. ok I think I'm going to go watch donnie darko.

b

Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:03:12 GMT

just watched final destination 2 because I borrowed 19237 dvd's from adam. faces got sawed off at least 87 times throughout the movie. but uhh, me and adam went to BJ's tonight and I like laminated his face in the foodsaver and got a hold of a kareoke machine and started screaming lines from poultergeis, and people HAULED ass. then we went to denny's and we must have caught the hick shift becuase I think I was the only one that had more than 2 and a half teeth. ok.

b

family truckster for sale. I'LL TAKE TWO.

Wed, 27 Aug 2003 03:10:47 GMT

1987 BUICK ESTATE WAGON, V8, pw, am/fm, stereo cass, fully loaded, pwr seat, pm, tint, lugg rack, extra clean, mint cond, exc cond, looks & runs great, tinted windows, wood trim, 14k mi, Vin #400807, $2195, 949-650-2815

I'm seriously buying one. I need to start hunting them down in MD. only 2 thousand. I'm gonna get a big deer carcas and staple it to the roof and ride around and MAUL people. and I'm gonna buy one of those bullhorns for it with the 8927 horns.

this is the investment for the year. I'm taking donations. god bless.

b

HOLLIDAY ROOOOAd ooooh OOOOOH OOOD

Mon, 25 Aug 2003 00:18:05 GMT

" FUCK YO MMAMA "
" thank you :D "
CHEVY CHASE - vacation

Adam

sorry for all the real short dumb entries, ive been so busy. actually im not sorry. so you may continue hating now.

august, ____, 2003.

Sun, 24 Aug 2003 06:18:19 GMT

attention staff and associates. amanda brenner is now rich. I dont understand how someone can go from a house covered in birdshit and bloody tampons to a hollywood mansion fully equipped with 87 bedrooms and a little weiner dog that shits 20's. but me and adam visited their house lastnight and it was so nice. I sat down at their dining room table and I thought I was in the bible because its like gold and marble and sevants come in dressed in...bible attire. then andrew came over and we all watched alex do his magic tricks until I got frustrated with the scissor trick and stabbed everyones eyes out. but other than 8 dead bodies and blood stains on the new white carpet, it was a marvelous evening. then tonight amanda came down and we went to IKEA, and I must have not gotten the memo because there was a fat kid convention. there was a literal 150 pound 4 year old girl that was trying out all the beds, and we came across her because I was looking at a bed and I see this lump with rolls on it, and im like WHATS THAT AMANDA and she was like OHH ITS ONE OF THOSE NEW MODERN PILLOWS and like sat on it and I hear muffled screams ,and sure enough the little girl like rolls up outta the bitch and waddles away. then we saw her again trying to go down a slide but she was a bit large for it so it took her like 42 hours to get down it, and she did it a total of 12 times and theres like of 284 kids waiting go go down and the girls like SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. AGAIN. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK (note: friction of her theigs against the slide). AGAIN. ect...I was about to go grease up the sucker with some crisco so she could slide down faster. but it was entertaining to say the least. I loved it. then we went to walmart and were fourtunate enough to see a fight in the parking lot between 2 black ladies over a $1.79 box of clorox.
then we went to amandas old house and went dumpster diving in her room because its still filled up to the brim with clothes, broken glass, and russian dolls. MY FAVORITE. alright I'm done, sorry, my entries have been longer than harry potter trilogies lately. I apologize.

b